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23 April 2008

Calibration problem

I completed a project today, to construct a chair mat for my office. I previously had a cheap plastic one, which had been slowly developing an epic network of cracks since I bought it in December. Disinclined to spend $90 on a mat sturdy enough to survive the minimally-deep pile carpet in our house, I instead invested a total of about $40, and a few hours, laying Ikea's cheapest click-together laminate on a sheet of OSB. It weighs a ton, and is only minimally portable, but I now enjoy an attractive, friction-free chair mat.

The problem now is one of calibration. Totally accustomed to my chair's casters being sunk deep in the divots of a cheap mat, I can't adjust to the effects of greatly decreased friction. My besocked feet offer no assistance, since they slide across the floor almost as easily. If I can't reach out and get hold of my desk, inertia inevitably carries me right off the mat. Eventually, an edge molding will prevent this, but not until I can figure out how to best affix it.

06 April 2008

My all-time favorite Charlton Heston scene:

03 April 2008

Reconciliation?

Said Ramesh Ponnuru in The Corner today,

Even people who think Romney as veep makes sense think McCain probably won't go for it because he dislikes the man. Maybe they're right. But my sense is that McCain disliked Bush after 2000 a lot more than he dislikes Romney now, and he got over that. He would have less time to do so before picking a veep, but it's not as though he is psychologically incapable of looking past his personal history with someone.
I didn't expect a Romney offer either, but I'm not so sure, now. Senator McCain has a way of leaving personal enemies in his wake, and I count myself as a minor one. Inviting Mr. Romney could be understood as a signal that McCain wants to rise above past personal enmities as president. And, because of his age, McCain must know that the party will be expecting his VP nominee to be the front runner in 2012. Doubly so, if elected.

Not that I'd vote for a McCain-Romney ticket. I've already washed my hands of McCain and I'm not picking him back up. I might reconsider for a cabinet position though...

29 March 2008

A clean bathroom

It's cherry blossom time in our nation's capital. The savvy traveler knows that the cleanest bathrooms near the Tidal Basin are those adjacent to the Meyerhoff Theater on the Concourse level of the Holocaust Museum. Those adjacent to the Rubenstein Auditorium, on the other hand, I could not recommend on an April afternoon.

The most useful tourist guide to many cities would be the one that revealed the cleanest public restrooms. Of course, that would increase their use and negate the benefit.

Mrs. Phoenix expressed her concern on this point just last night

Saith Amazon's Rich Sloan:

Home-based?
Well, I work for Google and attend grad school in the same small home office. Is it relevant that I only bother heating this one room in the house during the workday?
Feeling like your work-in-pajamas lifestyle has gone a little too far. Forgetting social formalities?
It is 12:30 on a Saturday afternoon, I'm at work, in school, and blogging all at once, and yes, I'm in my pajamas. It's what we call "living the dream."
Not brushing your teeth until early afternoon? Forgetting to shave?
Just regressing to the Lake County mean. I fit in better at Walmart this way.
All signs that you may be suffering from homepreneuritosis.

This [fictitious] condition afflicts millions of entrepreneurs working from their dining room tables, extra bedrooms, basements and, of course, the gold standard - garages - each year.

Extra bedroom, in my case. But you go too far when you lump me in with the entrepreneurs. I'm a decently-compensated wage-slave doing the kind of work that machines just can't. But, with my help, we will improve those machines!
That's why it's important to FORCE YOURSELF to get out and meet up with other people. Yes, when the homepreneuritosis condition is at its worst, the very idea of being out and mingling and networking can be altogether objectionable, but you must work past that feeling. Take that first step out the front door and back into the world.
If you'd seen the world outside my front door, you wouldn't say that.

(Via Instapundit, of course.)

I see a search engine and want to paint it black...

In recognition of Earth Hour, I will be setting aside my prejudice against giving PG&E any more money than I have to. This house on a dirt road in backwater California will be lit up like a Roman candle.

However, Google's observance of the occasion may be the most irritating thing I've dealt with all week. It's been a frustrating week in school, so that's saying something. Google, in their wisdom, have turned their search page black for the day. I leave aside the giggle-worthy fact that this actually raises electrical consumption.

What irritates me is that the most functional, uncluttered space on the entire World Wide Interweb, no longer looks like itself. So every time I've loaded Google today, I've had to do a double take to make sure I'm on the right page. As the number is now climbing into the high double digits, it's getting to be a bit much.

26 March 2008

None so blind...

This afternoon, we learned that three members of the House of Representatives went on a Saddam Hussein-funded junket to Iraq in 2002. The trip was organized by a member of the Iraqi intelligence service.

I do not imagine, for a moment, that the gentlemen knew that a tyrant was funding their trip. But how could they not see that they were being used as tools for propaganda by a murderous thug?

I am certainly not surprised, though it's nauseating to learn that one of the three Congressmen is my own representative from California's First District, Mike Thompson.

18 March 2008

Proust questionnaire

The arrival of a new classmate prompted me to prepare another bio for school. Rather than cut and paste my previous one, I took some time today to answer the famous Proust questionnaire. On reviewing it, I decided it made fair fodder for a blog post, too.

• Your most marked characteristic?
My mythical surname, or my glorious shining head.
• The quality you most like in a man?
Reason.
• The quality you most like in a woman?
Frankness.
• What do you most value in your friends?
Affection.
• What is your principle defect?
Laziness.
• What is your favorite occupation?
Exploration.
• What is your dream of happiness?
My wife.
• What to your mind would be the greatest of misfortunes?
To lose my wife.
• What would you like to be?
Physically fit and audacious.
• In what country would you like to live?
The England that should be.
• What is your favorite color?
Ermine.
• What is your favorite flower?
Delphinium.
• What is your favorite bird?
Wood duck.
• Who are your favorite prose writers?
Alistair Cooke, James Lileks, Bill Whittle.
• Who are your favorite poets?
Edmund Clerihew Bentley.
• Who is your favorite hero of fiction?
John Shaftoe
• Who are your favorite heroines of fiction?
Alice in Wonderland, Éowyn of Rohan
• Who are your favorite composers?
Handel, Vaughan Williams, Roger Clyne
• Who are your favorite painters?
Vermeer, Constable
• Who are your heroes in real life?
Winston Churchill, Jean-Baptiste Charbonneau, Ranger Larry Cooper
• Who are your favorite heroines of history?
Sacagawea Charbonneau, Elizabeth II
• What are your favorite names?
Edmund, Lily
• What is it you most dislike?
Injustice
• What historical figures do you most despise?
Hermann Göring, Josef Stalin.
• What event in military history do you most admire?
The Piper of Lord Lovat, at Sword Beach.
• What reform do you most admire?
The American Revolution
• What natural gift would you most like to possess?
The ability to link names and faces.
• How would you like to die?
In a state of preparedness.
• What is your present state of mind?
Distracted.
• To what faults do you feel most indulgent?
The tendency to be a know-it-all, untidiness
• What is your motto?
Resurgam.

14 March 2008

Grad school update

I'm given to understand that my constituency is clamoring for content. I thought that an update on my schooling would be in order, since that's where I'm spending my former blogging time and energy.

As you'll no doubt recall, I'm in the midst of a Masters in Military History program through Norwich University. The curriculum consists of six consecutive 11-week seminars, concluding in a 50-page capstone paper. We finished our first seminar, Introduction to Military History, last month, and I can boast of a comfortable 96% in the class, with my final paper on Heraldry and the Middle Ages in Military History. The paper very nearly went sideways, but I lucked out with a late-night epiphany that tied the two themes together. That, and the realization that I had almost all the needed books in my library already.

So we're now two weeks into the second seminar, The Western Way of War, which is a knock-down drag-out look at the thesis of the same name, developed by Victor Davis Hanson. It's been interesting so far because, while I don't buy Hanson's arguments, I find the counter-arguments even less convincing.

But there are mounting frustrations, too. Distance-learning programs have some very strong advantages, but that doesn't really diminish the disadvantages. When I was first applying, the lax admissions standards were very convenient. I didn't have to invest time, money and energy in preparing for the GRE, and my minimally-respectable undergrad GPA of 3.3 was no issue at all. There were less hoops to jump through. What I didn't realize at the time was that the same low admission standards would admit some pretty weak candidates. Which would be of little concern, except that this program is so dependent on classroom discussion. Most of our day-to-day coursework is comprised of message-board discussions with your classmates.

And about half of those classmates are useless. Oh sure, they may be extremely interesting, engaging and clever people in person. I wouldn't know, because they're contributing nothing in the classroom. It's very frustrating. It's like having an interesting conversation with 2-3 people, while 2-3 more look on and interject occasional banalities. Courtesy compels you to respond, but what can you say?

"I thought it was interesting how the author indicated that the Romans were influenced by the Greeks."

That's a loose impression of a recent post, which had me so irritated I had to privately fisk it to another classmate. "Umm, yeah. You were supposed to learn that in 10th-grade social studies."

I like high standards in a degree program. I think that, in this grade-inflation age, high dropout rates are a sign of rigor. In a part-time graduate program, they drop off even quicker because it doesn't take long for people to figure out whether they can fit school into life. We started with 16 people, dropped to 10, and then got a transfer, taking us pack to 11. There are at least two more who I'm hoping to see drop or flunk out soon.

12 March 2008

Mouse

I don't know why people think the world needs a better mousetrap. My spread of four caught the blighter within three hours of deployment.

On the other hand, I can't help feeling sympathy for the little disease-spreading rodent. A peanut butter snack would be fatal for me, too.